I love you. Wanna go to Cornwall? Because I do. I've been watching Poldark, and I just really love that place. I kinda don't want to drag you back to Ireland again after you've already been so many times WITHOUT ME (I can't find that 'supremely bitter' font, so caps lock will have to do...),…
An Ode to Rollercoasters
Okay. We have finally arrived at the point in life where I am capable of human interaction again. Good Grief. That was awful. Yesterday I heard a song on the radio that reminded me of how sad I was a few months ago, and I felt this rush of empathy for myself as if that…
Fuck My Life, I’m a Freakin’ Idiot – OR – Everything Is Exactly As It Should Be
Hi. I want to take ownership of my life. I do! I want to be a proactive person who expresses in equally responsible and adventurous ways. (I'd also like to be thin and rich, but that's another post...) Anyway, I really want this. I like the idea. And yet, I have the definite feeling that…
A Bizarre Turn of Events
Sometimes it is difficult to come up with a title. I feel like every letter from me to you has the same theme, "Random chaos / What the hell is going on?" Some weeks ago, months now, actually, a most beloved male friend of mine who has long known of the struggles of my ...…
What I Have in Common with the Yellow Power Ranger
Happy New Year! Can you believe it's 2017? Where are the hovercars and the robot nannies, that’s what I want to know. Do you have any New Year’s Resolutions? Such a cliché (which is my way of saying, I’m too lazy to even make a NY resolution, much less keep one). But, I did have…
Let’s Get Ready to Ramble
Cue that catchy song they play at sporting events... Or not. Because as often as not that song is annoying, and they most certainly play it too loud. I hate that. I sent you a present. I sent it six-day ground. This was not because I am cheap. It was because I knew I…
Apropos of Nothing
My dearest, my beloved, my life-long friend: So, I finally found the motivation to look at our site and write a bit of something, and what do I find but the words that you left two weeks ago that were exactly what I needed to hear on THIS day. Funny, how we work, together. I…
On Being Awesome
So, the other day I was deleting something like 47,363 emails because I keep getting threatening notes from Microsoft about how they are going to sever my email access on account of me keeping too many emails which I am pretty sure is a scam because how did Bill Gates get to be so rich…
Paul Rudd Group Texting Scorpions
I am sure you will love your new job. If not, just go listen to that speech from JK Rowling about how she only got to be awesome because she failed at all the things she tried to do that weren't the thing she was supposed to do. That speech makes me feel better about…
Depression is an asshole.
Hello dear friend! Look, it’s only taken me a month to write back! Good grief, it only takes me opening up my computer. I don’t even have to find a piece a paper or a stamp, and I still couldn’t do it. Damn. So, I’ve come to realize that I have been completely withdrawing from…
