Have I always been this self-centered?

(I'm skipping the salutation, because we have got to come up with a better pseudonym for you! Do you know how much I adore being called Highness? ┬áThat I'm even admitting that to you shows you how much we really need to change your name because I'm feeling sorta guilty - and that rarely happens,…

Gratitude. Always Gratitude!!

Hello, Highness. I adore you. I sincerely hope you know that. Do you know what amazes me about myself? An awful lot of things, if we're being totally honest, (which is a great deal of what keeps me endlessly entertained, I'm sure) but the point under consideration at this moment is my propensity for knowing…